Neighbour blames India of violating its Airspace

Picture showing a pigeon doing covert operation in the city

At the dawn of the day, local people who were doing their morning business in the farms discovered  low flying agile pigeons heading towards their land from India. "These black/blue pigeons were extremely precise and accurate while leaving their droppings." said Abdul Feroz, a villager who was attending the nature call in the forest.

The Home Minister of the state said that they are going to raise this issue on international forum against India. "We were really lacking the proofs of their covert operation in our tribal land to destabilize us. We won't miss this opportunity of bringing them to the International court." added the Home Minister. "This is the clear airspace violation by India, our terrorists who are undergoing pilot training are having trouble in flying jet"

These pigeons targeted abandoned homes and government buildings, some were also spotted making out with local pigeons which is the matter of concern in the region. The localites said they were hearing their weird sound like gooo..gooo..gooooo gutar goo, gutar goo.. all day. Some of these pigeons were trapped by their intelligence agency after a deep analysis they found these creatures talk in code language and inflate their throat while speaking.

Indian pigeon making out with a local pigeon

The administration of the country said, like India raised the issue of Chinese intrusion, we also want to raise this issue to come in the international news first time not for the reason of planning terrorist strike globally.

At this Indian high Commission has denied that any such event was planned in India.

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Now a Village in Pakistan to Auction Terrorists

After seeing the success of IPL auctions where players are being bought by the companies for millions, an undisclosed village in remote Pakistan is now into auctioning terrorists to form a great cricket team.

"We will be playing with live grenades instead of leather ball", said Ifthikar Syed, coach of Jacobabad Jihad. "Tt becomes compulsory for the batsman to hit a shot to prevent the grenade exploding around him, and this makes the game even more interesting."

"We want to show India that our Terrorists Premier League will be more hit than their IPL." said Munna Malik, owner of TPL franchisee, Lahore Ladake.

The major shock came when only 500 units against the ordered 1500 units of Made in China grenade reached Pakistan for the first match. Pakistan officials blames the Chinese technology and believes those 1000 grenades exploded on the way, while Chinese officials thinks the corruption in Pakistan is the reason of disappearance of 1000 grenades. Meanwhile a US report says that recently Pakistan has delivered a supply of 1000 grenades to its Army on its eastern border with India. This gives a common man idea about the lost 1000 grenades. And becomes one more case where Pakistan has diverted sum for anti India activities.

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Lift Me Up!!

How often do you remember how you used to give lift to the needy people on the way?? Well most of us do think only when someone doesn't give lift to us.. I was standing on a bus stop in Bangalore for 2 hours waiting for my bus, tried for a lift but didn't work. As my friend says there are four kind of people who doesn't give lift.

1. those who never got lift in their life from others
2. those who are in hurry
3. those who have a girl/women in their car
4. if the car is new.